Cartoons Explaining What Your Wine Choice Says About You


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We believe that you should drink what you like. If you want to drink Sauvignon Blanc and only Sauvignon Blanc, so be it! We’re not here to judge (that much). But if you find yourself ordering one type of wine over and over again, you may just fall into one of these categories. While there’s nothing wrong with that, you should probably just accept your wine fate. Blends welcome.

Cabernet Sauvignon

Cabernet Sauvignon

You enjoy the finer things in life: large denomination dollar bills, a steak (medium-rare), and a heaping glass of boasting Cabernet Sauvignon.

Champagne

Champagne

You’re not saying a party isn’t worth it if you aren’t there, but you were built to party hop. People love to pull you onto the dance floor at midnight – just like Champagne.

Syrah

Syrah

Yes, you’re strong. Hulking in body and mind. But you’re also incredibly smooth. What’s the use of all those muscles if you can’t put ’em to work?

White Burgundy

White Burgundy

You have a pretty luxe life, but why everyone thinks it’s so easy is beyond you. Do they know how hard it is to balance a glass of White Burgundy in one hand and a Persian cat in the other?

Riesling

Riesling

You’re well known around town as being a sweet, all around lovely person. While you’re usually modest, it’s hard to deny that one.

Pinot Noir

Pinot Noir

There’s a reason you inspire cultish dedication: you’re unique, relaxed, and, let’s face it – built for popularity. You don’t set the trend, you are the trend.

Sauvignon Blanc

Sauvignon Blanc

No introductions needed. You’re already famous. And yeah, that smell is you. No shame.

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