Here’s the problem with the White Elephant game we’re all forced to play at our office parties: the problem is we give gross, not-funny gifts yet we expect to get awesome gifts in return. It’s a never-ending cycle of tacky nonsense that we just end up regifting next year. Break the cycle. Give a gift your office will actually fight over and one that you will want to steal back.
Corkcicle Canteen
This bottle not only covertly stashes your booze from the public, but will also keep it cold for 25 hours. Not like your drink will last that long…but it can.
Steal Rating: 5
Goodnight Brew
While it might not be as good as “Goodnight Wine” (I’m biased) this adorable book offers a new take on the classic tale.
Steal Rating: 5
Liquor Filled Chocolate
Isn’t everyone tired of having to do the extra work of drinking and eating chocolate separately?
Steal Rating: 5
Scratch & Sniff Wine Book
This coffee table book is the adult version of those stickers you got on your first grade math test and it’s really all you need in life.
Steal Rating: 5
Hard Cider Kit
Why buy cider when you can MAKE IT YOURSELF? DIY powerhouses unite.
Steal Rating: 5
Foldable Wine Flask
Perfect for drinking on your December beach vacation. Glass free and holds a lot of wine. You can’t lose.
Steal Rating: 4
Don’t Break The Bottle Game
This gift’s rating depends greatly on the wine you put in it, but it’s a fun way to curb your winter drinking. Love it.
Steal Rating: 2-4
Beer Holster
Perfect for tailgating and Halloween. Also acceptable for work.
Steal Rating: 4
Tipsy Tubes
Music festivals are not prepared for whoever receives this gift.
Steal Rating: 4
Mason Jar Shaker
This is just what Katie from Marketing needs to complete her farmhouse-chic apartment.
Steal Rating: 4
Wine Tumblers
Again, who doesn’t love to-go drinking? Great for fun times on sailboats.
Steal Rating: 3.5
USB Cork Drive
You can really tell a lot about a person based off of their USB drive. Share the gift of productivity.
Steal Rating 3.5
Rosewood Waiter’s Corkscrew
Simple and elegant. This corkscrew is perfect for the office buddy who keeps breaking their $2.50 corkscrew at their desk.
Steal Rating: 3.5
XL Wine Glass
Yes, while it is funny it’s also extremely practical.
Steal Rating: 3
Carry-On Old Fashioned
This is just what your boss needs for her six hour cross country flight.
Steal Rating: 3
Wine Thermometer
Never serve wine three degrees shy of perfect again.
Steal Rating: 3
Drunk Hunt Flask
What’s one of the best ways to reconnect with your childhood? Morph it into alcohol memorabilia.
Steal Rating: 3
Wine Wars Trivia
When it comes down to it, Monopoly kills friendships. Keep your friendships this season.
Steal Rating 2.5
Wine Cork Candles
A classic addition to your Tuscan themed office kitchen.
Steal Rating: 2.5
Shot Glass Roulette
This gift is just what the guy who keeps a punching bag in his office wants. Also, this will be the focus of the afterparty.
Steal Rating: 3
Beer Soap
You will feel beer-y clean and refreshed. Too much?
Steal Rating: 2
Beer Prescription Koozie
Tacky with enough “bro” to make your coworkers giggle. Maybe pair it with a six pack of Miller Lite?
Steal Rating: 1
