Who among us doesn’t love the Disney princesses? These ladies face so many challenges (jealous step-relatives, imminent death, lovers who live in a different atmosphere), it’s only natural they’d need a drink. Here’s what we imagined the Disney princesses would be craving after a long day of princessing.
Ariel – Oyster Shooter
Sleeping Beauty – Irish Coffee
Aurora, AKA sleeping beauty, needs something to wake her up. We figured whiskey-based Irish coffee would get her feeling peppy. We also made her hair realistic, because come on.
Snow White – Seven Shots
Snow White is the ultimate proof of how drinking with your roommates (all seven of them) is super fun.
Elsa – Vodka Snow Cone
It’s frozen. If you don’t like this joke, let it go.
Tiana – Grasshopper
Tiana is the frog princess, so she needs a concoction that’s both green and a little… jumpy. The retro dessert cocktail The Grasshopper is perfect for this stunner.
Belle – Moonshine
In order to keep up with her betrothed, Belle from Beauty In The Beast needs something that’ll put a little hair on her chest. Moonshine is just the thing.
Jasmine – Michelada
Jasmine is no stranger to challenges. She hops on a flying magic carpet like it ain’t no thing. She needs a drink equally adventurous – the funky michelada!