Here’s the problem with the White Elephant game we’re all forced to play at our office parties: the problem is we give gross, not-funny gifts yet we expect to get awesome gifts in return. It’s a never-ending cycle of tacky nonsense that we just end up regifting next year. Break the cycle. Give a gift your office will actually fight over and one that you will want to steal back.

Corkcicle Canteen

This bottle not only covertly stashes your booze from the public, but will also keep it cold for 25 hours. Not like your drink will last that long…but it can.

Steal Rating: 5

Corkcicle Canteen

Goodnight Brew

While it might not be as good as “Goodnight Wine” (I’m biased) this adorable book offers a new take on the classic tale.

Steal Rating: 5

Goodnight Brew

Liquor Filled Chocolate

Isn’t everyone tired of having to do the extra work of drinking and eating chocolate separately?

Steal Rating: 5

Liquor Filled Chocolate

Scratch & Sniff Wine Book

This coffee table book is the adult version of those stickers you got on your first grade math test and it’s really all you need in life.

Steal Rating: 5

Scratch & Sniff Wine Book

Hard Cider Kit

Why buy cider when you can MAKE IT YOURSELF? DIY powerhouses unite.

Steal Rating: 5

Hard Cider Kit

Foldable Wine Flask

Perfect for drinking on your December beach vacation. Glass free and holds a lot of wine. You can’t lose.

Steal Rating: 4

Foldable Wine Flask

Don’t Break The Bottle Game

This gift’s rating depends greatly on the wine you put in it, but it’s a fun way to curb your winter drinking. Love it.

Steal Rating: 2-4

Don’t Break The Bottle Game

Beer Holster

Perfect for tailgating and Halloween. Also acceptable for work.

Steal Rating: 4

Beer Holster

Tipsy Tubes

Music festivals are not prepared for whoever receives this gift.

Steal Rating: 4

Tipsy Tubes

Mason Jar Shaker

This is just what Katie from Marketing needs to complete her farmhouse-chic apartment.

Steal Rating: 4

Mason Jar Shaker

Wine Tumblers

Again, who doesn’t love to-go drinking? Great for fun times on sailboats.

Steal Rating: 3.5

Wine Tumblers

USB Cork Drive

You can really tell a lot about a person based off of their USB drive. Share the gift of productivity.

Steal Rating 3.5

USB Cork Drive

Rosewood Waiter’s Corkscrew

Simple and elegant. This corkscrew is perfect for the office buddy who keeps breaking their $2.50 corkscrew at their desk.

Steal Rating: 3.5

Rosewood Waiter’s Corkscrew

XL Wine Glass

Yes, while it is funny it’s also extremely practical.

Steal Rating: 3

XL Wine Glass

Carry-On Old Fashioned

This is just what your boss needs for her six hour cross country flight.

Steal Rating: 3

Carry-on Old Fashioned

Wine Thermometer

Never serve wine three degrees shy of perfect again.

Steal Rating: 3

Wine Thermometer

Drunk Hunt Flask

What’s one of the best ways to reconnect with your childhood? Morph it into alcohol memorabilia.

Steal Rating: 3

Drunk Hunt Flask

Wine Wars Trivia

When it comes down to it, Monopoly kills friendships. Keep your friendships this season.

Steal Rating 2.5

Wine Wars Trivia

Wine Cork Candles

A classic addition to your Tuscan themed office kitchen.

Steal Rating: 2.5

Wine Cork Candles

Shot Glass Roulette

This gift is just what the guy who keeps a punching bag in his office wants. Also, this will be the focus of the afterparty.

Steal Rating: 3

Shot Glass Roulette

Beer Soap

You will feel beer-y clean and refreshed. Too much?

Steal Rating: 2

Beer Soap

Beer Prescription Koozie

Tacky with enough “bro” to make your coworkers giggle. Maybe pair it with a six pack of Miller Lite?

Steal Rating: 1

Beer Prescription Koozie