The holidays call for times of celebration. Celebration calls for times of drinking. Need inspiration to imbibe? Here are some glorious posters.

The holiday hair flip never fails.

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How did those new shoes get in there???

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The #TBT you never really wanted.

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I wonder if Long Island is really lit…

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The only thing you’ll find under the tree is your hungover brother.

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Your mother is going to be shouting this through the chimney.

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Champagne is for the weak.

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Perfect for the Steamy Santa to sip with his cookies.

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Grandma didn’t know what she was doing bringing this here.

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How many bottles need to be popped before I lose my mind?

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…and to never remember the shenanigans that follow.

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Cranberries have better uses than being a part of your centerpiece.

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Rule # 1 of the holidays: NEVER RUN OUT OF BOOZE.

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Become one with the Mariah.

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Edible or not? Who really cares.

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For that super mysterious individual across the room at the party.

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Are we getting paid for this?

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Keep that sparkler away from me and my good times.

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