Can Any Beer Actually Quench Your Thirst?

Can Any Beer Actually Quench Your Thirst?

You ever read any Greek mythology? No? O.K., then have you ever seen the movie 300? Mythology is kind of like that, except instead of Gerard Butler sexily kicking a guy down a well, there’s bestiality and lots of complicated riddles. It took humans a long time to invent mini-golf, so for like 10,000 years […]

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Nice Cans

Nice Cans

The thing that has stuck with me the most from our tour through the beer advertisements of yesteryear, outside of an intense curiosity about which prehistoric animal Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble would cruelly enslave in order to keep their draft beer cold, is a latent affection for Michelob’s iconic teardrop bottle. I’m certainly no […]

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I Miss Old Beer Ads So Much

I Miss Old Beer Ads So Much

Here’s a theoretical question for you to roll around the old noodle: If you vividly remember a weird movie trailer, or a Simpsons joke, or a funny commercial from childhood, but are completely unable to find a trace of it on YouTube, did it ever truly air? Perhaps not.

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