26 Wine Labels That Have No Time For Your Crap

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We all say some crazy things while cracking open a bottle of wine. Maybe we’ve had a long day, or we’ve had some bumps in a relationship, or maybe we’re just trying to let loose.

But what if wine could talk back? What if the bottle you see on the shelf already knew what was going to happen before you put it in your shopping cart? What if that wine truly didn’t care about your feelings and had a filter as great as your grandmother after a glass or two of Pinot Grigio?

These honest wine bottles are just that, and they take no prisoners.

Olivia Pope Big Think, Olivia Pope big.

Some of us are not so lucky, cheers to you. Some of us are not so lucky, cheers to you.

Because nothing goes better with burning your ex’s things than some Thai curry. Because nothing goes better with burning your ex’s things than some Thai curry.

How people survive with just coffee is still a mystery. How people survive with just coffee is still a mystery.

We be all night, WINEEEEEEEEE We be all night, WINEEEEEEEEE.

Trust us, this is fine. Trust us, this is fine.

There’s no going back now. There’s no going back now.

Pairs well with an intense Netflix binge. Pairs well with an intense Netflix binge.

What’s next? Ice cubes with your Chardonnay? What’s next? Ice cubes in your Chardonnay?

Alright Mariah, settle down. Alright Mariah, settle down.

Hamptons Gatorade Hamptons Gatorade for days.

Even your wine has higher standards than you do.Even your wine has higher standards than you do.

There are no flaws in this plan. Absolutely no flaws.There are no flaws in this plan. Absolutely no flaws.

Wow. So grape. Nice.Wow. So grape. Nice.

You don’t need to vacuum seal this one.You don’t need to vacuum seal this one.

Carefully harvested by specialists who ‘seriously can’t even.’ Carefully harvested by specialists who ‘seriously can’t even.’

This isn’t the dirty picnic table you fell off of during college.This isn’t the dirty picnic table you fell off of during college.

Just please don’t get hysterical and start punching random things. Just please don’t get hysterical and start punching random things.

Trying to get with me, with no money? Trying to get with me, with no money?

And this bottle isn’t the only one who is, cough, cough.And this bottle isn’t the only one who is, cough, cough.

#IHopeMyBossDoesntSeeThis #Blessed#IHopeMyBossDoesntSeeThis #Blessed

At least you won’t be completely out of money.At least you won’t be completely out of money.

Literally our favorite day of the week.Literally our favorite day of the week.

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.

And don’t you dare let Siri do the work for you since you can’t even type in your passcode. And don’t you dare let Siri do the work for you since you can’t even type in your passcode.

This is all your fault *sips wine*. This is all your fault *sips wine*.

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