In the United States alone, there are hundreds of thousands of wines that have been approved to be sold. When you want to sell a wine in the United States, among other things, you need to get the Feds to say A-OK to your wine label. Sometimes they’re downright puritanical, and other times they let just about anything sail through (they claim it was an accident…honestly!).

While the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) generally shoots down (no pun intended) truly offensive labels, in other parts of the world things can be more lax. With that in mind, we scoured the English-speaking world for the weirdest wine labels we could find. We present to you ten of our favorites…

Arrogant Frog

Arrogant Frog

The Ball Buster

The Ball Buster

Big Ass Red Table Wine

Big Ass Red Table Wine

Cat’s Pee On A Gooseberry Bush

Cat's Pee

Frog’s Piss

Frog's Piss

Marge ‘n Tina

Marge n Tina

Old Fart & Old Tart

Old Fart And Old Tart

Perfect With Pasta

Perfect With Pasta

Spatzendreck (English: Sparrow’s Shit)

Spatzendreck

White Trash White

White Trash White