In the United States alone, there are hundreds of thousands of wines that have been approved to be sold. When you want to sell a wine in the United States, among other things, you need to get the Feds to say A-OK to your wine label. Sometimes they’re downright puritanical, and other times they let just about anything sail through (they claim it was an accident…honestly!).
While the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) generally shoots down (no pun intended) truly offensive labels, in other parts of the world things can be more lax. With that in mind, we scoured the English-speaking world for the weirdest wine labels we could find. We present to you ten of our favorites…
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The Ball Buster
Big Ass Red Table Wine
Cat’s Pee On A Gooseberry Bush
Marge ‘n Tina
Old Fart & Old Tart
Perfect With Pasta
Spatzendreck (English: Sparrow’s Shit)
White Trash White