Start spelling hard seltzer with a capital “H.”
On Tuesday evening, the malt beverage brand tweeted a picture of a can of 14-percent ABV Sour Seltzer, with an accompanying caption declaring: “Hard Seltzers ran so we could fly.” The words “hardest seltzer in the universe” feature on the can, as does a cryptic tasting note claiming the drink contains “a hint of blue razz.”
Hard Seltzers ran so we could fly pic.twitter.com/g5ilBIyhl4
— Four Loko (@fourloko) August 13, 2019
No further details about the extra-hard seltzer have been released by Four Loko, nor does the product feature anywhere on its website. But that hasn’t dampened the spirits of Twitter users, who have had very strong reactions to the apparent announcement. At the time of publishing, Four Loko’s tweet has been shared more than 19,000 times and boasts more than 68,000 likes.
Honestly, we can’t decide what’s more Loko, the idea this might become a genuine product or the reaction from those who apparently can’t wait to try it.
me: who would ever drink 4Lokos again in 2019?
also me: pic.twitter.com/7gdgErLAaz
— jesus (@heyzeus7) August 14, 2019
Lemme get a few packs to see if it really is the hardest seltzer
— J. David Alvarez (@DavidAlvareeezy) August 14, 2019
If it comes in a black cherry flavor….I’m in. I’ll be dead, but I’m in
— Sarah (@Sarahaha__) August 13, 2019
if it comes in lime ….. i’ll dig my grave next to yours 💀
— stiffy goat (@belly_love_ski) August 13, 2019
I don't care what flavor I get, I will help everybody dig.
— Your Right Wing Relatives (@WingYour) August 14, 2019
I have a bachelorette party this weekend where can I find this immediately
— Hell On Heels (@HellOnHeelsGirl) August 14, 2019
WTF DOES THAT SAY 14% PREPARE MY WILL
— PAZ (@pazpaz) August 14, 2019
14% abv Four Loko vs the hard seltzer industry pic.twitter.com/DfFjA4jlbT
— kid cubby (@kid_cubby) August 13, 2019
Four Loko: Ya’ll want to see a dead body?
— Daejuan Jacobs (@fractalcomic) August 14, 2019