The new year is finally around the corner, and no one can wait to celebrate — but how will they? With indoor dining barred across the country, and many avoiding get-togethers altogether, this New Year will be anything but ordinary.

Many wonder what 2021 will even look like. When we emerge from our pods and dust off our “going-out” threads, where will we actually go? And when we get there, what will we be drinking?

The greatest minds of our generation gathered in the subreddit “r/AskReddit” to answer the question: “You go up to a bartender and tell him: ‘Make me a 2020.’ What drink does he make?”

We scanned the hive for the best responses, and compiled them below.

1. Keep your distance.

“[It’s] a shot you have to take with 6ft long straw.”

u/Gizmo_Joy

2. It wouldn’t be a 2020 cocktail without hand sanitizer.

“Equal parts everclear, and durian liquor, served in a pint glass, with a bomb of neat bitters.”

The drink is then garnished with a lone cheeto, and set on fire.”

u/Meandering_Stranger

3. … Or cocktails to go.

“He gives you a gin and tonic in a styrofoam cup to go and then tells you to please leave as its 9:59 and theyll be closing in 1 minute”

u/lambofgun

4. Waste not, want not.

“Pours everything that’s spilled on the bar mat into a shot glass.”

u/snowballer918

5. On second thoughts…

“They mop the floor and wring it out into a highball glass. Neat.”

u/startedoveragain

6. We’re all home bartenders these days anyway.

“He just closes the bar. You have to go and make your own drink at home.”

u/bothsidesofthemoon

7. No need for jiggers or shots glasses after the year we’ve just had.

“It’s just vodka but it’s served in a 700ml bottle instead of a shot glass.”

u/Captain_Quoll

8. The perfect alternative dairy for your latte.

“Jäger Milk”

u/GDPintrud3r

9. AKA “Rotten grapefruit, sugar, and regret.”.

“Malört”

u/_jtron

10. The Easiest Low ABV Cocktail

“Sex on the Beach. But the only ingredient is sand.”

u/TallulahShark

11. And finally, where would we be without our most esteemed mixologists?

“One shot each of tequila, rum, and bourbon, 1/4 cup Guinness, then pour in a shaker and add oatmeal, Tabasco, a scoop of raspberry sorbet, a fresh sprig of cigarette, molten brass and some bacon.

Shake vigorously, pour from shaker into slushy mug, drop in a cactus branch.

Try not to enjoy.”

u/adanipse