The best ideas strike at the most inopportune times. Usually those ideas are gone forever, floating somewhere in a collective mental abyss with all of the world-saving inventions and meme-worthy sayings no one will ever know existed.
For the few ideas that people remember, there’s Reddit’s r/showerthoughts. Showerthoughts is “a subreddit for you to share all those thoughts, ideas or philosophical questions that race through your head when in the shower.”
And if you think you’re the only one dreaming about opening a bar, or starting a brewery, or contemplating the life of beer while in the shower, you’re wrong.
Here are the best beer showerthoughts in the subreddit.
10. Beer versus soda
“People judge me more when I drink 6 cans of sprite than when I drink 6 cans of beer” — ireloyal
9. The evolution of a beer drinker’s taste buds
“When I first drank Bud Light, I didn’t really like it because I didn’t like beer. Now, I don’t really like it because I like beer.” — TrustyDusty
8. Comparing childhood disappointments to adult disappointments
“Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon” — Overclass2
7. A conniving new way to get free advertisements
“I’m going to brew a beer and call it ‘Responsibly’ so that at the end of all their commercials, my competitors will promote me by saying ‘Please drink responsibly’” — beerbeerbeerbeerboob
6. Adulting, almost
“To put a warm beer in the freezer and wait for 20 minutes is the closest thing to baking I’ve ever did.” — kotkaiser
5. Belief in a higher beer power
“If a rain dance brings water will a tap dance bring beer?” — sirata107
4. Beer can sometimes be better than money
“Beer is an acceptable currency for apologies, but money is not.” — PlaysForDays
3. Figuring out the best way to handle a case of the Mondays
“Someone should name their beer ‘the mondays’ so you could buy a case of it” — werowcrew
2. Respect for good marketing
“If Budweiser was as good at making beer as they were at making commercials, they wouldn’t need commercials.” — kingkongpizza
1. Making bad decisions since day 1,825
“‘Mommy watch this’ is my 5 year old’s version of ‘Hold my beer.’” — FormerFastCat