You know it’s summer when you step outside and the heat wave not only melts your soul away but also manages to bring your beverage of choice to an instant boil. No cooler can keep a drink safe in the sweltering July climate — it’s just unfair.
Thankfully, we stumbled upon a group of sidekicks willing to step into action in the war against the weather. Meet our friends the koozies.
These koozies are ready and willing to jump in and fight for your right to a cold brew. However, these sassy saviors have a lot to say in exchange for keeping your drink chilled.
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It’s going to be a bumpy ride.
Like Yeti big.“Don’t make me turn this boat around.”We always manage to forget to reapply.“Drunk mess Nos. 1 & 2, please go home.”Only a few can truly master the art.Because wandering sounds boring AF.JK, they’re bringing me to tears every night.Can you go humblebrag to someone who actually cares?Like Beyoncé once said, “Don’t you drop that alcohol.”Work? School? Nah, it’s all overrated.#BeerPongChamps #RoadToRioMaybe just throw your phone in the pool while you’re at it.Seriously, will fight the punk who thinks he can steal my brew.The dream of the 80s is alive in their swimwear and they need to wake the hell up.We should just start naming days of the week after alcohol.It must be true, the koozie said so.Because the beer drinking aesthetic isn’t complete without a lake.God, we’re really going to miss summer.
18 Honest Koozies That Will Leave You Frosty | VinePair
