For some god-awful reason you’re not finishing that bottle of sparkling wine you popped. We’ll assume it’s something like a fire drill or maybe an inclement Sharknado. Either way, the bubbles are going bye-bye for now and you’d kind of like to save them. Fortunately, this is an era bustin’ with wine gadgets. You know, […]
It’s three in the morning, and the unthinkable has happened — we have run out of booze. That’s the downside of spontaneity; when we left the bar and impulsively decided to continue the night at your apartment, we underestimated our own staying power. We underestimated our anger, and our indulgent misery. We are both nursing […]
