It feels like it was just yesterday when little Billy and little Susie went back to school. After that 1st day back, all was well. There weren’t any children around the house whining about how hungry they were and nothing was standing in the way between you and Law & Order: SVU. But those days […]
Flashback — you’re in high school. It’s just after dinner and the conversation is still moving. The moment is right, the stars all aligned. You decide to drop a bomb that has been plaguing your brain for the past 37 hours. You decide to break the flow of this moment and bless your dear mother […]
There are baby shower games, and then there are baby shower DRINKING games, as in the games you play privately as you endure (enjoy!) yet another baby shower. If you’re not the one blessedly, blissfully poppin’ one out, that means you can drink at the baby shower, and you’ll probably need to.
They’re talking. They’re walking. They make you question your love for ”Rugrats.” It doesn’t matter if they’re your own or if they are your sister’s. They’re toddlers and they’re out to make your life a living hell…There’s a reason they call it ”the terrible twos” after all. There are countless times when those little bundles of […]
Whoever decided this was Holiday ”Break” needs to reevaluate what a break really is. It used to be so nice. The sun used to shine brighter. The birds chirped at an appropriate level. Nobody was home to interrupt your Sex & The City rerun binges, but now the world has gone to shit — the […]
Long gone are the days of screaming children at the pool, camps across town, and never ending streams of “Frozen.” It’s time to ship the kids back to school, and parents around the country couldn’t be happier. But while the freedom from getting shot with a water gun may seem sweet, let’s not forget the […]
For many people with kids, sacrificing some of the pleasures they used to enjoy pre-children seems like too much of a tradeoff just for the joy of having children – which is ridiculous. But that doesn’t prevent many of these individuals from still trying to take part in pre-child adult activities with their kids. Mainly we’re talking […]
I would have sold my soul for a glass of Sauvignon Blanc. It was the first warm day of a spring that had finally replaced a long, unusually harsh winter. In the streets, you could catch not-infrequent glimpses of bare arms and legs.