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Neoprene Dreams: The Definitive History of the Koozie

Neoprene Dreams: The Definitive History of the Koozie

In the future, when visitors from a far-off galaxy discover our planet and sift through the rubble of a once-great civilization, they will undoubtedly stumble upon a koozie. Their alien phalanges will brush the dirt away to reveal a squishy, neon-blue relic. They’ll travel back home, eager to show their species the riches from the […]

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The 9 Types of Craft Beer Drinkers Who Will Drive You Nuts

The 9 Types of Craft Beer Drinkers Who Will Drive You Nuts

Craft beer is revolutionary. The industry has created international movements and launched more than 6,000 breweries across the United States. Unfortunately, its success has enabled certain enthusiasts to take what is an inarguably wonderful thing and turn it into grounds on which to proselytize and ruin everyone else’s good time. Here are some of the […]

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The Seven Stages of Drinking at Whole Foods

The Seven Stages of Drinking at Whole Foods

With the holidays upon us, the need for last-minute grocery reinforcements and for a stiff drink, consumed alone while staring blankly at no one, tend to increase in tandem. Enter Whole Foods. Not only does this chain of supermarkets cater to health nuts and people who say “ancient grains” a lot, it’s also a surprisingly […]

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Fake Accents and Craigslist Scams: Bartenders Reveal First-Date Horror Stories

Fake Accents and Craigslist Scams: Bartenders Reveal First-Date Horror Stories

“Please don’t let this suck. And if it does suck, please let it be over quickly.” This is the prayer I’ve always whispered to myself en route to a first date. Of course, for me and everyone else, not even the most desperate plea to the universe will save you from every miserable meet-up. Bartenders […]

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35 Reasons to Drink Rosé in Fall

35 Reasons to Drink Rosé in Fall

Whoever said rosé needs to stay in summer is just jealous. Rosé is a drink that, like you, has no boundaries. We can’t get enough of rosé from Provence, with its gorgeous light color, versatile flavor profile, and clean finish. We’re not alone, either. This October, restaurants in New York City and San Francisco are […]

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Stars Are Nothing Like Us: 15 Celebrities Reveal Their Favorite Drinks

Stars Are Nothing Like Us: 15 Celebrities Reveal Their Favorite Drinks

It can feel like celebrities live on a different planet than the rest of us. But they’re real people, just like you and me. They eat food (usually), sleep in beds (presumably), and drink alcoholic beverages (definitely). And, like you and me, celebrities have their go-to drinks. For your consideration, here are 15 celebrities’ favorite […]

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Can Any Beer Actually Quench Your Thirst?

Can Any Beer Actually Quench Your Thirst?

You ever read any Greek mythology? No? O.K., then have you ever seen the movie 300? Mythology is kind of like that, except instead of Gerard Butler sexily kicking a guy down a well, there’s bestiality and lots of complicated riddles. It took humans a long time to invent mini-golf, so for like 10,000 years […]

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