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Nice Haul! The Definitive Craft Beer Urban Dictionary

Nice Haul! The Definitive Craft Beer Urban Dictionary

Just a decade ago, your average American probably didn’t know what IPA stood for. They certainly didn’t use it in polite conversation, and almost definitely never drank these India Pale Ales. The boom in beer culture in the 2000s, however, has finally spawned a society where craft beer has become ubiquitous, and now most of […]

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Dogs Most Certainly Make the Best Drinking Buddies

Dogs Most Certainly Make the Best Drinking Buddies

You find them waiting for you, tail wagging, when you come home from work. They eagerly lend an ear (or a paw) when you need them. They love you unconditionally. There’s a reason dogs are known as “man’s best friend.” That’s why there’s no better drinking buddy on Earth. Cuddly pups are most definitely superior […]

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Why Cats Make the Best Drinking Buddies: A Treatise

Why Cats Make the Best Drinking Buddies: A Treatise

Dogs might be called “man’s best friend,” but everyone knows cats are the cool kids on the block. Like the most popular person in your high school, cats don’t sit with just anyone. Cats are grumpy, they only really care about themselves, and boy, do they judge you. Once they’re on your side, however, they’re […]

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Neoprene Dreams: The Definitive History of the Koozie

Neoprene Dreams: The Definitive History of the Koozie

In the future, when visitors from a far-off galaxy discover our planet and sift through the rubble of a once-great civilization, they will undoubtedly stumble upon a koozie. Their alien phalanges will brush the dirt away to reveal a squishy, neon-blue relic. They’ll travel back home, eager to show their species the riches from the […]

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The 9 Types of Craft Beer Drinkers Who Will Drive You Nuts

The 9 Types of Craft Beer Drinkers Who Will Drive You Nuts

Craft beer is revolutionary. The industry has created international movements and launched more than 6,000 breweries across the United States. Unfortunately, its success has enabled certain enthusiasts to take what is an inarguably wonderful thing and turn it into grounds on which to proselytize and ruin everyone else’s good time. Here are some of the […]

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The Seven Stages of Drinking at Whole Foods

The Seven Stages of Drinking at Whole Foods

With the holidays upon us, the need for last-minute grocery reinforcements and for a stiff drink, consumed alone while staring blankly at no one, tend to increase in tandem. Enter Whole Foods. Not only does this chain of supermarkets cater to health nuts and people who say “ancient grains” a lot, it’s also a surprisingly […]

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Fake Accents and Craigslist Scams: Bartenders Reveal First-Date Horror Stories

Fake Accents and Craigslist Scams: Bartenders Reveal First-Date Horror Stories

“Please don’t let this suck. And if it does suck, please let it be over quickly.” This is the prayer I’ve always whispered to myself en route to a first date. Of course, for me and everyone else, not even the most desperate plea to the universe will save you from every miserable meet-up. Bartenders […]

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35 Reasons to Drink Rosé in Fall

35 Reasons to Drink Rosé in Fall

Whoever said rosé needs to stay in summer is just jealous. Rosé is a drink that, like you, has no boundaries. We can’t get enough of rosé from Provence, with its gorgeous light color, versatile flavor profile, and clean finish. We’re not alone, either. This October, restaurants in New York City and San Francisco are […]

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