From “waiters” popping cage-covered Champagne corks to straw-sipping, “wild-eyed crazy women” stock photographers are incredibly creative abusers of wine. Here are fifteen of the funniest, strangest stock model wine abusers on Shutterstock — along with the actual titles of the photos plus our thoughts.
“A man wearing two party hats and looking sadly up inside [an] empty bottle of champagne.”
“Woman spilling wine – trying to pick [up] the glass and just making things worse”
“Young male opening bottle of wine at [a] party”
“Sexy girl with bunch of grapes”
“Sexy sommelier taste[s] wine with clothespin on nose”
“Very sad man drinking wine on sidewalk near trashcan”
“Portrait of young nice woman with glass of wine”
“One pretty young sexy woman in black underwear with long wet hair holding glass with red wine pouring on face standing in studio”
“Drunken man chugs a bottle of alcohol in a saloon”
“Attractive young sommelier is holding corkscrew and smelling wine cork. The woman is standing in old cellar and smiling. Her eyes are closed with enjoyment”
“Woman pulling a wine cork out with her teeth”
“Drunk bizarre sailor with bottle and cigarette”
“Portrait of a waiter holding a champagne bottle”
“Portrait of a drunk businessman on gray”
“Crazy woman with wild eyes drinking wine through a straw”
