11 Tequila Truths That Every Drinker Knows | VinePair

11 Tequila Truths That Every Drinker Knows

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Ask someone to recite a rhyme about alcohol, and there’s a good chance they’ll recall the famous line, “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” Just like that one kid your parents didn’t want you to hang out with, tequila has “a reputation.” While that reputation isn’t deserved, there are certain truths about tequila that everyone learns over the course of life…

When The Going Gets Tough, There’s Always Tequila

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We All Know What Taco Tuesday Is Really About

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When A Friend Offers To Buy A Round, It’s Just Rude To Say No

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When It Comes To Tequila, One Is A Lonely Number

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A Fountain Would Be So Much Easier For The Server Hauling Shots To Your Entire Table

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Eventually You Reach That Moment When One Round Doesn’t Sound So Bad After All…

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…Because Tequila Catches You When You Least Expect It

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Every Group Of Friends Has A Fierce Tequila Advocate

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Of Course Some Folks Take Things A Step Too Far…

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…Without Ever Leaving Town

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Everyone Has Sworn Off Tequila…More Than Once

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