We’re deep into the holiday season and with that comes celebrations that are either a night to remember for years to come or a night to regret for all eternity. Sure, it might be the most wonderful time of the year, but it’s imperative that we come together and realize no holiday party is safe from a […]
The origin of the handshake is often attributed to the desire to display the absence of a weapon. It was a gesture of peace, but also of trust. Showing a new friend that your right hand was weaponless was like saying, ”Hello, how are you? FYI, I am NOT going to attempt to harm you in the next […]
Relationships are… complicated. Between Tinder dates gone wrong and blind dates that make you just want to SCREAM, being in a relationship can seem like a stretch. But then something changes. You find someone who is like that bartender who makes your drink perfect every time. You like this person even more than you love your trusty […]
You’ve met a very discerning man or a scintillating lady of taste. You’ve been on your very best behavior. You mentioned your stint in the Peace Corps twice and then once more because they were rustling their napkin the first time and chewing loudly the second.
It’s beginning to sound a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go. In a store or in a bar, no matter where you are, there’s a Christmas song playing near you. (Feel free to sing the above. You know the melody.) And I don’t know about you, but the only way I can get through the […]
If you’d asked me three years ago I would have told you that the Bloody Mary is absolutely disgusting. And, to be fair, I still think it’s pretty gross. Tomato juice? Spicy tomato juice? That’s just wrong. But the truth is, I’ve also learned to love it.
If you’ve ever perused the annals of stock photo galleries, you know that you can find some seriously awkward images. Surely someone, somewhere has a need for stock photos though, right? There must be a reason why “full isolated studio picture from a young woman with toilet paper” exists. VinePair has spent plenty of time […]
There are a few things you should never do while drunk. Drive, for example, or pass out in public. If you scour public arrest records for long enough, though, you’ll find that there are many more things you shouldn’t do while drunk, and you’ve probably never even thought of most of them. Grab a drink folks, because […]
Let’s just get one thing straight: You are not walking out that door without your lipstick on. Your smokey eye is perfect, your outfit is on fleek, and your neck and ears are festooned with diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, but without lipstick, you’re just a wannabe. Lipstick is the finishing touch that makes you runway ready. […]