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Drink Pairings for Your Kid’s Homework Routine

Drink Pairings for Your Kid’s Homework Routine

When we graduate from high school and then higher education, we’re fooled into believing that we’re done with the various types of homework that plagued our existence and ruined our social lives. We are innocently under the impression that we have left behind all forms of assignments that could bury us in endless hours of […]

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Here’s Your Drink Pairing for Your January Horoscope

Here’s Your Drink Pairing for Your January Horoscope

Capricorn (DECEMBER 22 TO JANUARY 19) O.K., Mr. or Miss dependable: Get ready for your year of transformation. You will discover things about yourself you may not have known to exist. Your ruler, Saturn, is in retrograde, and Pluto is tickling your karmic soul. Oh boy, does Pluto love transformation! It’s time to uncover hidden talents […]

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How to Please Your Bartender

How to Please Your Bartender

There’s one thing that a savvy man or woman should never do, and that’s piss off his or her bartender. After all, a bartender is not just a drink slinger. He or she can be much, much more. A bartender can offer counseling. A bartender listens, soothes, mediates, breaks up fights, and even pairs up two new […]

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Santa Wants Booze, Not Milk and Cookies

Santa Wants Booze, Not Milk and Cookies

In less than one week, the jolly old fellow with the white beard will be traversing the globe, hand delivering toys to all the good little girls and boys. Whether you’re a stay-at-home mom or a full- time working mom or a part-time working mom, I think we can all agree that this guy has quite […]

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